Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
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perdix 31
24-hour taco shop? Is that what he calls your ******?
Leon_S_Kennedy 0
You're complaining that your boyfriend proposed to you?
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alpha_beta 3
Did he slip the ring in your taco?Would that have been romantic enough?He should have waited and then popped the question when they fished it out at the A&E.Now THAT'S a funny proposal. Maybe it's his idea of being creative and spontaneous and out-of-the-box,sorry if he didn't tell you that you're his eternal soulmate and he wants to create vampire-human hybrids with you. Maybe if you didn't tell him that you hate predictable men and cliches,he might have sprung for a dinner at Dorsia and slipped the ring in your champagne flute.
Randomcommentman 0
well I think that A guy needs to be much more romantic than that if I guy really loves a girl he should make her feel like she's something really special and that she's better than the rest of the girls and as a guy I say he needs to try again and be more romantic next time
FritoLovesYou 0
YDI for dating a loser.
hiitisbrooke 28
how romantic
SarahsWickedGame 0
wtf at least he loves you cuz there are a lot of girls with ass hole boyfriends who are only using them for sex and your bitch cuz this man wants to marry **** you bitch
dr_octagonapus47 4
Well played
guy_on_the_couch 0
I thought it was funny. People need to chill out though. That really is a shitty way to propose too.
kingsolomon89 0
thats a sick shirt, i have the same one. i got it at a club when david guetta was there.
HookEmTexas07 0
Damn, supposed to have been a reply.
AshleyRose784 0
classy
redbluegreen 41
Wow, look at all the idiotic, claiming to be unmaterialistic people.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Seriously. They're all calling the OP a bitch, and so on, but I bet if anyone ever proposed to any of these people like this, they'd go straight to FML and bitch about it.