Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
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perdix 31
24-hour taco shop? Is that what he calls your ******?
Leon_S_Kennedy 0
You're complaining that your boyfriend proposed to you?
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Comments (212)
roflmaonade 2
lol@all the douchebags here who sit behind the computer screen acting low-maintenance. i don't think dressing up a bit and taking your future wife to somewhere that's NOT a 24hr shop is too much to ask.
UncleDoom 0
So the parents of a good friend of mine have been married a long time, some 27 years. The proposal: they're sitting on the couch each with a large pizza to themselves, watching a baseball game. At one point SHE looks over at HIM and says "you're going bald; it's going to ruin my wedding pictures". He replies "wait, so we're..." "yes." Happily married, active and hilarious ever since, so shut the **** up about the validity of a proposal. time and place have nothing to do with it.
Tevokkia 0
Sounds like us. I was on my lunchbreak at work and my boyfriend at the time was sitting with me eating. I look up from my sandwich and ask "we getting married or not?" He says "sounds good." And that was that.
suzanabanna 0
did u say yes? cause that would've be funny
halliekinze1014 0
honestly, does it matter where your proposed to? my mom was proposed to at her apartment right after the roof blew off of it during a snowstorm, and she still said yes. people are always bitching about how they didnt get proposed to the way they wanted. stfu
kile88 2
at least he proposed. ingrate
macgruberiscool 0
Did you say yes?
603050294 0
This is such an "only in California" story.
Njtorres 0
what's a Feminazi?
Acid80 3
True Love doesn't need any Style!
youthink_fml 0
YDI. I'm sure this isn't the first thing he's done that makes him an idiot, and you stayed with him.