Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16
Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!
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fruitloop1221 1
I would say no just because o how he asked you.
marinus_fml 20
I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!
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Comments (421)
Pinson18 0
atleast he's being original. never quite heard of such a proposal till now lol. did u say yes and give him the bj?
619warrior281 5
what was too small? the ring or his dick?
putridmuffin 3
What a Legend! Epic Proposal! Could not have been cooler even if he ejaculated tiger blood!
Pinson18 0
you just tell them lol and yes people do read those, well I do anyway.
justthinkaboutit 2
I hope you said no, because this sounds like the beginning of many disappoints coming your way in your future if you stay with him!!! This is a glimpse into your FUTURE. RUN!
onlygoddess14 7
Was the ring too small or the penis? ;)
hcovballer247 0
Haha what a great proposal
CaptainPickles72 18
See how she put "boyfriend" not "my now fiancee".
bigdawg11 0
Wait was his dick to small or the ring? And how did he get it on his balls? Are they the size of peanuts??????
fuckmelifelike 1
i think thats quite romantic...