Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Romance is dead
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
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enonymous 9
He had me at STFU bitch and put it on
ximeldax 0
hmm.. it would look quite nice on my middle finger.
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ergo_sum 8
If THAT was the proposal- what's the wedding going to be like?
mooshyface26 0
lol, that's funny but I don't think that's very nice.
DinoJess 0
awww he was just nervous. lol he wants to marry you at least, so go you! :)
maphineRAWRS 10
So dump him by throwing a brick at him and saying "Here, have sex with this".
xremi_fml 7
your boyfriend sounds like a badass
DinoJess 0
dayum straight. how many guys throw the rings at their ladies? just him.
mdmenchaca 5
like a Boss!!!
vi3tno_romeo 5
the guy has issues...=
CaughRedHanded 0
Pffft not totally romantic moment in the sun set... but it sounds like he was trying to be one 'cool bad-ass' kind of boyfriend when he purposed XD like in 80s movies when the man treats the chick like chap, but theyre in love and get married anyway :/ ... Really hope the ring is worth something if it doesn't work out :0
whittery27 0
It's kinda cute tho. Haha :) a little :)
freakometer_fml 0
Lol I think this is cute.. just be happy he even wants to commit to you