Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Anonymous
United States
Romance is dead
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
nickrick12
United States
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
undanya__four
Bristol, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
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enonymous 9
He had me at STFU bitch and put it on
ximeldax 0
hmm.. it would look quite nice on my middle finger.
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Comments (384)
OfficeNinja 5
your BF now fiancé is a total douche. don't have kids - enough douchebags already live in New Jersey to maintain the USA asshole quotas for the next century.
sappy0 5
Lolol!! Why am I picturing a guy in bibbed overalls & a 'Git-R-Done!' cap?!?
Tanya33 1
aw i like that =]
mjninety 9
Toss it back and say "Here, shove this up your ass"
ImInABox 6
He probably thought it was a cute way to ask. Lighten up.
TobyFunke 3
and you'll probably say yes, and then write a new FML weekly about what an asshole your fiance is, and then a year later you'll be writing FMLs about what an asshole your husband is so unless you break up with him and find a guy who is more your speed, you'll deserve all the future FMLs
DawnMarie11 0
she should have know what she was getting into before this, something tells me this guy hasnt been the 'romantic' boyfriend. so why should she expect romance now?
guitardude728 9
did you say yes???? :)
Captain0bv10us 0
Dump him.
blondebrunette11 4
aw, how romantic(: