Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Anonymous
United States
Romance is dead
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
nickrick12
United States
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
undanya__four
Bristol, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
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enonymous 9
He had me at STFU bitch and put it on
ximeldax 0
hmm.. it would look quite nice on my middle finger.
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Comments (384)
MEC2013 0
How romantic. I really hope you didn't say yes.
ChuckNorriss_fml 0
that's a real man that's how women should be treated just accept the jewelry shut up make babies,cook and clean and shut your mouth
BIEBERSLAYER 10
do it because chuck Norris said so if not he'll come for you.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
what the hell this was chuck norris's comment before what happened
JenDanielle917 13
Put it on your middle finger & say thankks asshole :)
Rx7GtrCgtGto 0
creative
asianpandabear 0
Toss it back and say "no thanks"
_michelleeex 0
Uhm, at least you're engaged? :/
thetrollyoulike 6
I doubt it.
cimh 9
When you write "at least" you think about getting married as the fullfillment of life? Like it would be everything you can achieve?
Sinktheshipps 0
I hoenstly think that's cute.. Haha. I'd say hell yeah.
whittery27 0
I think so too!
ctlnaaia71 8
i think so too
Tamarahh 4
agree :)
megerz1113 0
I think it's really cute too
scruffy_janitor5 1
how romantic
MrXerxes5 6
You got a ring and your bitchin about how he proposed? Ladies, men are shit nowadays, getting a ring is more than enough affection from an douche.
PDeffinP 0
Please no more relationship advice.
sappy0 5
....replied the douche. ?
anataliaguerrero 0
ya shoulda said "sorry, the diamond is too small. much like your penis"
0D0R0 4
But his penis is big, it's her ****** that is too loose.
JipvS 15
Absolutely win. ^
docscientist 10
Yeah, that'll show him, unless it actually isn't small.
gracygirl1 0
u dont know that. for all you know it could be hell big.