Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
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Dat_Class_Tho 26
I hope the new girl shot him down after that display (she would if she had any brains at all). Personally, if someone tried to win me over by being a massive asshat to their current SO right in front of me, I would be so mortified. I would never want to talk to that D-Bag again, let alone date them.
dietcoke09 25
I hope you're young. If you're both over 20, good for you. You dodged a bullet with a very immature man.
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Comments (30)
harlemshake_fml 5
don't fret. you'll be glad about it.
WalrusSweG 1
wrecked
914smv 18
ouch sorry OP
Bluebering 16
hahaha, at least they're happy.
Nix188 13
6 months isn't much time. Good for him, losing a potentially great opportunity and different future. He's not mature enough to be in a relationship anyways if he's thinking with his rooster.
DanielleinDC 34
Wow, what a bastard. I hope she turned him down flat.