Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
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Dat_Class_Tho 26
I hope the new girl shot him down after that display (she would if she had any brains at all). Personally, if someone tried to win me over by being a massive asshat to their current SO right in front of me, I would be so mortified. I would never want to talk to that D-Bag again, let alone date them.
dietcoke09 25
I hope you're young. If you're both over 20, good for you. You dodged a bullet with a very immature man.
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Comments (30)
tntscl 4
Damn that's impressive. That guy deserves an award.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Bastard of the year sounds appropriate.
cuz803 46
You dodged a bullet. Screw that manchild and date someone with more maturity.
Dictionaryspeaks 18
It was definitely for the best! Just remember to not hold it against the next guy that comes along. Don't be upset you're better off :}
Julyrain 18
Sounds like child's play, to me :(
phatmcdoublewide 6
Well, I mean, knocking two birds out with one stone..
jbivens1992 17
Ouch! But hopefully you realize you can obviously do better. That's humiliating but handle it as the bigger person and move on...guys like that aren't worth your tears.
GoBlue1234 8
Hold this L
Moerighan 23
Wow, I cannot even fathom that level of douchebaggery, fyl OP.
siggy_mcsigx 22
This is the most 9th grade FML I've ever seen....
kassiedes 1
Right when I read this I was like you guys sound 15
retro_teddy_bear 2
totally made up