Today, my boyfriend, of a year, got drunk and called me flat chested then said the reason he won't have sex with me anymore is because he is "used" to me. He said all of this in front of his friends. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her." The conversation ended with me getting hung up on, because I "don't have a heart." FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML
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Top comments
Leprecon 3
Dump him. He treats you like crap, so don't waste your time with this asshole.
beer01 0
Agreed! Dont stay around if he treats you like shit. Dump him as well, just like crap.
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Comments (140)
aliciaann29 0
i can only say someday you will laugh because you have a wonderful life and he will stil be getting drunk with his friends stil being a loser..... slep with one of his friends, show him how good you are and move on.... maybe the next time "the boys" are drinking his friend will tell him how good you were :)
ohSNAPyall 27
Sleep with his friend on the off-chance that he will brag about her to someone who has already slept with her? That's pathetic and unlikely; he'd probably just call her a ****. She shouldn't give them something else to make fun of her for.
mgblaskewicz 0
that's because god hates you.
baybe143 0
Aww im sorry :-(
tman118 0
grow some ****
foodlover123 0
#2 I UR ABS!!!!!!!
sariita_fml 0
the truth comes out when your drunk... leave him alone
lilubird 0
who has an ab pick on FML? get over yourself.
babybubz 0
LOL ...seriously.
shoguu 0
#37= win
love2bu 0
yeah...i guess....thanks..i just sort of thought i was being a ass myself...thanks i feel alot better.
Cartain 0
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Whether this is an FYL or an YDI depends entirely on one thing: Is he still your boyfriend, or did you throw his ass to the curb after this?