Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned. FML
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Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year still refuses to acknowledge our relationship on social media because he “wants to keep things private.” He posts about his dogs, his car, gym selfies, his beer outings with the boys, even his favorite team scores, but when it comes to me, suddenly it’s “I want to keep it private.” FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend of 8 months about him posting our date nights sitting at a table and having drinks, yet I don’t appear in a single frame. He said, “I just don’t post people.” He posts friends, family, and colleagues in pictures all the time, but when it comes to me, he “doesn’t post people.” FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
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Top comments
blastvortex 4
You mean this is day one of the blog? And your ego won't put up with the fact that he hasn't mentioned you yet? And now you're even already whining about it on FML? It might just be a coincidence (like he hasn't gotten to it yet or can't sum it up), but on the other hand, I might see other reasons why he hasn't mentioned you yet... like what might have prompted this FML for one.
smartass101 0
get over yourself, so he wants an escape from your relationship. big deal...
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Comments (61)
Styna_fml 0
he could just be writing about "guy" stuff in his blog. it's okay to have some separate activities.
DianaFromHolland 3
Let him know that you feel bad about this. It really isnt fair of him not to mention u. (if he wont respond nice u should scratch his car)
xMegan96 0
hahaha reading fmls make me appreciate my life more .
stevenmx86 8
"I should be the subject of everything. Why am i not?".stfu OP..
fml_mu 10
Maybe he does not want to publish his personal and emotional life in his blog. Maybe when you get married he might publish about it :)
LONERANGER44 11
He's just protecting you from weirdos. Relax.
DeadPixel4 29
Hakuna ya tattas, if this is an everyday blog then he probably just hasn't been able to get to you yet. You sound really clingy by posting this on FML already.
Calacor 17
I was mentioned on my x-bf's blog. he said I sucked ;c
GreekYogurt 26
He could just be respecting your privacy.