Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned. FML
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Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year still refuses to acknowledge our relationship on social media because he “wants to keep things private.” He posts about his dogs, his car, gym selfies, his beer outings with the boys, even his favorite team scores, but when it comes to me, suddenly it’s “I want to keep it private.” FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend of 8 months about him posting our date nights sitting at a table and having drinks, yet I don’t appear in a single frame. He said, “I just don’t post people.” He posts friends, family, and colleagues in pictures all the time, but when it comes to me, he “doesn’t post people.” FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
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blastvortex 4
You mean this is day one of the blog? And your ego won't put up with the fact that he hasn't mentioned you yet? And now you're even already whining about it on FML? It might just be a coincidence (like he hasn't gotten to it yet or can't sum it up), but on the other hand, I might see other reasons why he hasn't mentioned you yet... like what might have prompted this FML for one.
smartass101 0
get over yourself, so he wants an escape from your relationship. big deal...
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Comments (61)
dacho 7
Oh nooooo, **** YOUR MISERABLE LIFE OH GOD, MIGHT AS WELL KILL YOURSELF :(((((((((((((
noshitsherlock 0
HAHAHHA YOU DESERVE IT. So then YOU go "online" and complain instead of talking to him? hahahahahah
BritishHobo 0
Better than him blogging about absolutely everything you do, and complaining about you. It's your relationship, not the internets. Either he shares my view, or, well... he just doesn't care enough ;P
Sacrilege 0
Well, I'd say something but the other... twenty so people already said it. Get over it, sweets.
serenity321 0
I can actually empathize with the OP. Something similar happened to me a few years back. I was in a serious relationship with a guy for a few months, and after two months I found out about his blog that he'd been writing in 2 or 3 times a week the entire time we were together, yet he had never mentioned me once. I was pissed. I can completely understand how the OP feels, it's a terrible feeling. It's like the boyfriend doesn't care about her or think she's worth mentioning. Or possibly ashamed of her. For example, my ex said "i got an mp3 player for christmas" but didn't say that it was ME that gave it to him. What would his reason be for not mentioning me? I think this is the kind of thing the OP means. Anyway, I think this is an FML, so I'm sorry to hear it OP.
serenity321 0
I wouldn't be so harsh on the OP. I can actually empathize with the OP. Something similar happened to me a few years back. I was in a serious relationship with a guy for a few months, and after two months I found out about his blog that he'd been writing in 2 or 3 times a week the entire time we were together, yet he had never mentioned me once. I was pissed. I can completely understand how the OP feels, it's a terrible feeling. It's like the boyfriend doesn't care about her or think she's worth mentioning. Or possibly ashamed of her. For example, my ex said "i got an mp3 player for christmas" but didn't say that it was ME that gave it to him. What would his reason be for not mentioning me? I think this is the kind of thing the OP means. Anyway, I think this is an FML, so I'm sorry to hear it OP.
Veritas143 0
Well aren't you needy? It's not like he was sitting there complaing about you! Why the heck would that mean he didn't care about you? It's a blog it doesn't mean shit. It's not like you bumped into some of his closest friends and they'd never even heard about you! The MP3 player thing I can kind of see but thats not something to be pissed over..he just doesnt want to bring his personal relationship on his blog thats all.. And I completely understand that..i always hated it when my ex would tell everyone if we were fighting at the time or w/e because it's not anyone elses business
Ohnothingreally 0
Dude, the OP is with the guy for 4 years, but you expect to be mentioned when you've been in the relationship for less than 6 months? :/
Veritas143 0
Like I said...needy
wingedvictorian 0
OP, would you like me to call the waaahmbulance?
hbgoddard 0
Hey, he might have been writing a whole page on you as you submitted this FML.
Ohnothingreally 0
He could have just been respecting your privacy.
ragsy 7
Jesus. After reading 100 FMLs from girls whining about what their boyfriends said about them online, he's probably doing you a favor.