Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned. FML
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Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year still refuses to acknowledge our relationship on social media because he “wants to keep things private.” He posts about his dogs, his car, gym selfies, his beer outings with the boys, even his favorite team scores, but when it comes to me, suddenly it’s “I want to keep it private.” FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend of 8 months about him posting our date nights sitting at a table and having drinks, yet I don’t appear in a single frame. He said, “I just don’t post people.” He posts friends, family, and colleagues in pictures all the time, but when it comes to me, he “doesn’t post people.” FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
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blastvortex 4
You mean this is day one of the blog? And your ego won't put up with the fact that he hasn't mentioned you yet? And now you're even already whining about it on FML? It might just be a coincidence (like he hasn't gotten to it yet or can't sum it up), but on the other hand, I might see other reasons why he hasn't mentioned you yet... like what might have prompted this FML for one.
smartass101 0
get over yourself, so he wants an escape from your relationship. big deal...
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DameGreyWulf 1
You sound needy. There are several reasons why he hasn't mentioned you YET. My top two possibilities are A: His only known readers are friends, so mentioning you would be redundant. B: He blogs about unusual/significant things happening. Every time you guys cuddle, kiss, and have sex is neither. Want to be mentioned? Bang him in an usual place, employ pink fluffy handcuffs.
_20jre 0
You are a selfish little bitch. YDI
Sevventh 0
Maybe he was respecting your privacy, I know some people don't want personal details posted on the net without them knowing. Also, sorry to break your bubble, but your relationship is still taking its baby steps "girlfriend".
Prawn_fml 2
might just be that everything's a-ok and he doesn't want to attract attention to it in fear things will change. still, talk to the dude. communication is key in any relationship.
rarrigoni 0
don't you think the fact that he didn't blog about you/your relationship is a good thing? if my husband did that I would assume it was because we value this thing called PRIVACY in our relationship. anyone in the world with internet access does NOT need to be included in our relationship. you're an idiot.
FruitSalad4225 0
YDI for demanding to be mentioned.
Ejigantor 0
Don't automatically assume the worst. It's quite possible that he just doesn't want to share you with the whole wide web- and considering the loud mouthed mysogonists who terrorize internet, I don't blame him. I wouldn't want to blog about my girlfriend and then have to deal a bunch of comments demanding naked pictures of her
trackies 0
"Today, my boyfriend... decided to start an online blog." Today. Start. Do these words mean anything to you? In less than 24 hours after your boyfriend started a blog about his ******* life, you're having a ******* cry because he hasn't mentioned you. How many ******* entries are there? ONE? How long is it? DOES IT MATTER? What if: 1. He plans to write a hell of a lot more about you(r ungrateful ass) in the future? What if it's going to be a lengthy entry? What if he plans to write it soon? Maybe even TOMORROW? 2. He knows that since his blog is public, he doesn't want to write about things very private to him. He might be protecting his privacy. Or even yours. Don't be such a princess. I hope you feel terrible once he dedicates a soppy entry to you.
nyf137 20
EVERY FML has to start with today, so we don't actually know when he started writing it, don't be such a judgmental asshole
Sargon_fml 0
My last girlfriend always treated me that way. In 7 and a half years she never spoke of me unless it was absolutely necessary, never wrote about me publicly, refused to kiss me in public (even on the cheek) and got really angry if I tried to kiss her instead. Looking back, I was quite a doormat. Good thing I eventually dumped her. But of course since she's pretty she got picked up again quickly, and I don't even have any prospects.
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
ummm stop being so dependant guys dnt like a girl who needs to be mentioned... god what r u 12?