Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
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Comments (769)
Tehboyy11 4
Ouch, that sucks, but..... YDI for even getting a tattoo of your Boyfriends name.
toonerdyy 0
wow, that was bitch of him.. but a dumb move on your part.. never ever get someone's name inked on you. Sorry you had to learn the hard wayyy.
effyoursorrylife 0
You so deserved it. What kind of moron gets a boyfriend's name tattooed on themselves? More than half of all marriages fail so why would you be that big of a dipshit to get the name of someone where there is even less of a commitment? Hopefully now you learned your lesson, idiot.
ChocolatexGames 0
LITTLE ******! why would he do that purposly?? i like #86's idea!!1 fer sure!
trooper14 0
hes an asshole but you deserve it you ******* dumbass. never ever ever get a tattoo of somones name or pictures or any dumb shit like that. smooth move genius
baffledkitten 0
#56 - What if the OP is a gay/bi man? Then what happens to your little women-are-superior theory? Besides, I'm a woman, and I'm not as observant as you make our sex out to be. Maybe it's just you who's ultra-special in that respect. OP - Like everyone else has said, this is why you NEVER get a tattoo with a significant other's name/face, because the relationship almost never lasts long enough to justify it (i.e. forever). But still, FYL. What a douche. I sincerely hope you're planning appropriate revenge.
baysidebird88 0
wow that really sucks and he is a dbag but why would you even do that in the first place? He should pay to get that removed.
msvonniebee 0
Sorry to say but you kind of deserved that. i dont care if that was your husband you never put anyone's name on your body. But he is an asshole for not just saying that he wanted to break up
seonfire 0
Now what did we learn? LOL Now your gonna have to date people with the same name!
wowfmlife 0
That guy rocks! But YDI for being dumb enough to get a tatoo