Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
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Top comments
hol18 5
Lol! If your boyfriend actually taught you that, knowing how his parents would react, reevaluate your relationship.
Thelnternet 7
^ because correcting a piece of text restores faith in humanity.
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Comments (159)
Kpopluva 11
I'm guessing he hasn't met my friend karma yet, has he ?
maybso 0
atleast they didnt you stab youself in the stomache for dishonor ;)
rinzy 3
Right. Cuz the first impression you want to look like a total gaijin. For future reference - hajimemashite, watashi wa ....name.... desu. Douzou youroshiku onegaishimasu.
imperialtl 12
That's hilarious!
MrPortalFan 21
This is what you get for trying to impress his parents by being a smartass. Don't speak a foreign language to someone if you only know 1 ******* phrase.
bgdkmcgee 10
Hilarious! Cruel but, hilarious!
Lunasis 14
wow your boyfriend sounds like a real asshole
sydstoomuch 19
Ummm konichiwa??
yuno_gasai_fml 34
Konnichiwa or こんにちわ is translated to "hello", i'd say op wanted to greet them with something more like "hi, nice to meet you, I'm___" or something like that
pollymo14 13
That reminds me of my big fat Greek wedding
yuno_gasai_fml 34
Hajimemashite 初めまして Nice to meet you Anata wa _____ San desu あなたわ____さん です I'm ___ Correct me if I'm wrong but I think I got it right