By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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TheNewGuy03 28

clearly, he just can't handle your love. |the kid|

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AngieSixx_x0 0

that's so sad, baby. what a sad guy. and FYI it shouldn't matter if a girl has love handles or anything like that. the guy should love the girl for who they are not what they look like (: #justsayin'

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RedPillSucks 31

Rather love handles than some chick with boney hips

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nerdsgetmehot 22

That's unfortunate for girls with naturally really thin figures...

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20waffleater10 0

I like a thicker chick not fat but thick. but maybe its just me.

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Awixis 0

some people can't help being fat, and its extremely hard to lose wait. Smh hypocrites.

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saragr94 2

i hope he was joking!

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IpWarfare 0

Punch him in the back of the head. Then tell him you didnt think he would feel it with that thick skull of his.

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SinisterMedic 0

Why is everyone feeling sorry for the OP? If a girl had called a guy fat no one would give a damn or feel bad for him. I am so sick of women feeling sorry for themselves because they don't look like a super model. Get over it! Stand up for yourselves and change this bullshit, media inspired 'perfect body'. That or stop ******* whining and get on a damn treadmill.. Oh and may I remind you ladies, we also have impossibly high standards. It's not just the fellas.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

And how are we supposed to change the media's idea of a "perfect body"? Sadly, we can't control the fact that the media tells us that stick-like legs and big boobs is the ideal.

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klutzycleo 5

#77, it's not the same for guys as it is for girls. First off, girls are generally more likely to be fat than guys are. Secondly, a guy would care more about his dick size and stamina than he would about his hair, figure or clothing etc - which is what girls would be more self-conscious about. So girl would get sympathy for being a little chubby, where a guy would get sympathy for having a small penis etc.

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TheOtherNewest1 6

Guys do not get sympathy for having a small penis. They get pointed at, laughed at, and constantly ridiculed. Hilarity often ensues.

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klutzycleo 5

That's not true. Mainly because a small penis is not something you can help

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maagz 0

Just because she has 'love handles' doesn't mean shes fat! Quit being judgemental people, I'm sure you wouldn't like it if someone was saying horrible stuff to you. (:

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Agreed. I've occasionally had love handles (my weight tends to fluctuate), but my BMI was still healthy. I wasn't at all fat...

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goldhighways 0

having lovehandles doesn't make you fat. I know plenty of skinny girls that have them, everybodys body is different.

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skyeyez9 24

At least you are not as skinny as the mom who picks her kid up at the school my daughter goes to. She is so bony, stick legs, flat ass. Flower undies sticking out the back of her low rise jeans.

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