Love: Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I...

By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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Tuesday 5 October 2010 13:28

clearly, he just can't handle your love. |the kid|

AngieSixx_x0 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 12:46

that's so sad, baby. what a sad guy. and FYI it shouldn't matter if a girl has love handles or anything like that. the guy should love the girl for who they are not what they look like (: #justsayin'

Comments

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 14:06

this is nasty I hate it when people post something like this it's just disgusting.

manthatsucksdont 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 14:06

I lived in singapore for a bit 31. OP go kick his ass

W4X 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 14:09

You could go to the gym get on the treadmill and tie a burger in front of you and you will lose tons of weight. ^_^ Teehee!

perdix 29

Tuesday 5 October 2010 14:20

It's your skin that contains the nerve endings that give you feeling, no matter how stretched-out and distended it becomes from your massive deposits of goo. When you get so obese that your fat doesn't fit inside your skin so it forms yellow, shiny mounds on your outside, then you will lose feeling. Tell your idiot bf that if he doesn't like it, he should up his game so he doesn't have to settle for a fat chick. Jeez!

stronghand0331 17

Wednesday 6 October 2010 6:34

I'm not going to lie Perdix, the talk of the yellow deposits of non-feeling lard was pretty unsettling, but the fact that you called it "goo" made it all better.