Love: Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I...

By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 5 October 2010 13:28

clearly, he just can't handle your love. |the kid|

AngieSixx_x0 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 12:46

that's so sad, baby. what a sad guy. and FYI it shouldn't matter if a girl has love handles or anything like that. the guy should love the girl for who they are not what they look like (: #justsayin'

Comments

ballerinabeauty 1

Thursday 7 October 2010 2:42

haha fat-ass:D

kbubs 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:12

maybe lose some weight

glambert1998 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:27

live handles?

Hunter148Cassie 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 7:36

Three words for ya OP: DUMP HIS ASS!!!

niknik2014 1

Thursday 7 October 2010 7:45

omg I would have slapped the shit it of him!!

noeeluv21 0

Friday 8 October 2010 1:38

Aww so mean! =*(

samanthar 0

Friday 8 October 2010 12:28

he needs to be punched in the face. then when hes holding his face say oh sorry i didnt think u would feel that since ur so stupid

lost_princess 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 14:32

I'm inclined to agree with #135. and love handles does NOT mean you are fat. Maybe a little overweight but who isn't. It seems like most of americans are overweight. I am American I should know. Your boyfriend is a ******** and not perfect either I'm sure. Obviously he has no manners or feelings. Flaw #1. Dump him and find guy that will think your shape is sexy.