Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, my stepdad is insisting that we either get rid of my dog or euthanize him because he bit me. FML
Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, my boyfriend was arrested and might go to prison because he shot the guy who tried to kidnap his dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
Today, I took my dogs to the off leash dog park as usual. Today some dick decided to feed my pup alcohol while I was cleaning up after my other dog. Now my pup is sick and the vet is worried he may not survive. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
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Philliesfan9391 3
Put your boyfriend down for violating your dog.
holeyman 8
Instead of getting a new dog, get a new boyfriend.
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Comments (230)
Pendragon525 0
I'm not so sure that they would side with the boyfriend in this case. It greatly depends on whether or not ********** is a crime in their jurisdiction. The dog owner could easily argue that the dog is not vicious (providing he's never bitten anyone before) and would never have bitten anyone had he not been provoked by the boyfriend's illegal act. It does kind of make you wonder about the boyfriend's intentions, doesn't it?
jiharrison 0
Sounds like you should insist he quit drinking... Or you could always get a new boyfriend OP. Either way, if it were me, THE DOG STAYS! Buts that's just me...
SinfulRose 0
Your boyfriend is a dumbass.Goodluck with a dumb bitch like that.
coolsk8rdude 0
please don't kill the Dog. dump the Bf!
Twisted_Angel 17
#94: I'm sorry you're an idiot, but if it came down to my dog or my boyfriend over something like this, you can bet your ass the boyfriend would be gone before my dog was. Don't be an airhead. This was clearly the boyfriends fault for being stupid.
smiley_mhc101 0
Wow he's just stupid .
allknowingbrony 5
Then kill the dog! But enough about your boyfriend, was it a Rottweiler that attacked him or something?
chubby_choco 17
Ah! I see what you did there...
leahk1785 0
Wow, 42. Animals are put down for less than that every single day. Look into it. We treat our animals sooo poorly!
naughty_angel94 0
No way u should put him/her down. It was his stupid, drunk ass who tried making out with a dog.
audreyogden1031 0
if he drunk French kissed a dtrange girl she'd probably do the same. You have a smart dog and a dumbass boyfriend. lolz