Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, my stepdad is insisting that we either get rid of my dog or euthanize him because he bit me. FML
Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, my boyfriend was arrested and might go to prison because he shot the guy who tried to kidnap his dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
Today, I took my dogs to the off leash dog park as usual. Today some dick decided to feed my pup alcohol while I was cleaning up after my other dog. Now my pup is sick and the vet is worried he may not survive. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
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Top comments
Philliesfan9391 3
Put your boyfriend down for violating your dog.
holeyman 8
Instead of getting a new dog, get a new boyfriend.
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Comments (230)
nerdy96birdy 8
He decided to try another bitch.
dylanice 3
Sorry but dogs have a good sense of character... your dog will stay with you for up to 15 years and sadly the boyfriend is unlikely to do the same
nastyness 0
Next time he does that, turn the dog around...and videotape for blackmail purposes...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your boyfriend is a dick to want your dog put down for his own stupid mistake. He got drunk and mistook the dog for you, which isn't saying much about him. I'd dump him for being so stupid and then for insisting the dog be put down. Put him down instead!
klander24 0
our comment :I'd ditch the @sshole boyfriend.
ChrissiPumpkin 10
Dump him. He's a prick and an asshole.
Do0ks 0
ha, sorry but your boyfriend is retarded.
Twisted_Angel 17
Tell him to get a grip. If he wasn't such a drunk ass that wouldn't have happened. Maybe you should have him put down.
koalatree 1
Get a new bf?
Pendragon525 0
It's not the dog's fault this guy is an idiot. How did he think the dog was going to respond? Putting the dog to sleep for merely defending itself against a morin attack would be amoral, and I sincerely hope you have more sense than that.