FML : Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and asked if I'd ever had a lesbian experience. We both...

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Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and asked if I'd ever had a lesbian experience. We both have husbands and kids; the kids were in the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By freakedout - / Friday 11 April 2014 02:32 / United States - Louisa

Intimacy

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By Wizardo | 33

#5911411 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:39

Explain to the kids the dangers of drinking and mind fucking abilities it has, silver linings.

By meepmerp | 20

#5911409 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:38

Now you know not to invite her

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By ahh_rats | 15

#5911408 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:38

Well did you?

caver1 | 14

#5911494 - Friday 11 April 2014 16:32

I was Guanajuato same the same thing

nana_star | 27

#5911497 - Friday 11 April 2014 16:34

she has now

joselgarciac | 9

#5911644 - Friday 11 April 2014 19:37

Aside from the kids thing, that is a good question.

By meepmerp | 20

#5911409 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:38

Now you know not to invite her

kaablam | 17

#5911425 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:47

Or maybe have a word with her husband... Oh, oh.. Or maaybe this is how they get you into a threesome? Just random thoughts passin through.

SuperCasual | 13

#5911461 - Friday 11 April 2014 15:18

#15- So you're one of those people who says random shit that nobody cares about.

ashingtondc | 3

#5911704 - Friday 11 April 2014 21:27

69 thumbs up

IloveToLaugh143 | 21

#5911778 - Friday 11 April 2014 23:26

Seems like #78 is also one of those people.

By Enslaved | 36

#5911410 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:39

So? Did you? If not-- you went to the wrong college! :P

ahh_rats | 15

#5911415 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:40

Hahaha very true

Wizardo | 33

#5911417 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:41

What? Or she simply didn't want any and went to a perfectly good college.

rhysfucker | 24

#5911420 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:44

You have to put the kids to bed with a little Benadryl first.

xAmybbx | 22

#5911468 - Friday 11 April 2014 15:43

Thank god I go to a wrong college.

Ryan8878 | 21

#5911839 - Saturday 12 April 2014 1:09

Well, it would seem no one is able to take a joke. It wasn't that bad and the smilie was a dead give away.

By Wizardo | 33

#5911411 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:39

Explain to the kids the dangers of drinking and mind fucking abilities it has, silver linings.

HowieDoIt | 21

#5911467 - Friday 11 April 2014 15:37

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

By squidgy787 | 22

#5911412 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:39

You need to have a very serious conversation with her when she sobers up.

rhysfucker | 24

#5911423 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:46

Like "not in front of the children" and "should I bring wine or liquor?"

Enslaved | 36

#5911437 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:52

Liquor might make her a licker.

KillSwitch96 | 17

#5911895 - Saturday 12 April 2014 2:11

And wine might make her whine.

By angelitared | 27

#5911414 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:40

Drunk neighbors... Grabbing boobies one margarita at a time. Haha!

Shazra | 9

#6231973 - Saturday 14 March 2015 16:48

Hahaha XD

By cumberbunny | 17

#5911418 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:42

Well...don't look a gift horse in the mouth!

By rhysfucker | 24

#5911419 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:43

At least it was the wife, not the husband. That could lead to some real tension in the 'hood.

RedPillSucks | 31

#5911506 - Friday 11 April 2014 16:50

How is this better? Sexual harassment is sexual harassment, whether its man on woman, woman on woman, or man on man...

Goblin182 | 26

#5911555 - Friday 11 April 2014 17:48

What about woman on man. Oh,that's right, that's not harrassment, that's getting lucky.

davincidasecond | 24

#5911683 - Friday 11 April 2014 20:46

Sadly enough, in this day and age, many men do see it that way ...

LowExpectations | 30

#5911790 - Friday 11 April 2014 23:38

#52, I've been sexualy hurrassed by women, trust me, by no means did I feel lucky.

ninjalovin | 8

#5911817 - Saturday 12 April 2014 0:26

#83 They must have had some low expectations

oreoeater | 21

#5912225 - Saturday 12 April 2014 9:54

Maybe she was the slave driver type?

By pratikp03 | 22

#5911421 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:45

Well now it's a party (in phoebe voice)

Robtranis | 11

#5911463 - Friday 11 April 2014 15:19

Friends reference :D. Nice.

By classiceagle63 | 16

#5911424 - Friday 11 April 2014 14:46

Well that's a.... Free sex ed lesson for the kids?

ChenEighty | 20

#5911480 - Friday 11 April 2014 16:10

Not really, considering her kids are less likely to both be homosexual females, they wouldn't really learn much that's useful.

BootheGhost | 6

#5911577 - Friday 11 April 2014 18:16

Its a lesson on what NOT to do at a friend's house.

mattjamt | 16

#5911842 - Saturday 12 April 2014 1:20

It wouldn't exactly be a Sex Ed lesson because sex can technically only occur when both genders are present..

tstew97 | 4

#5912380 - Saturday 12 April 2014 16:42

Whys that? Because gay sex is icky? Smh

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