Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and asked if I'd ever had a lesbian experience. We both have husbands and kids; the kids were in the room. FML
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Wizardo
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Explain to the kids the dangers of drinking and mind fucking abilities it has, silver linings.
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meepmerp
| 20
Now you know not to invite her
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ahh_rats
| 15
Well did you?
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caver1
| 14
I was Guanajuato same the same thing
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nana_star
| 27
she has now
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joselgarciac
| 9
Aside from the kids thing, that is a good question.
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meepmerp
| 20
Now you know not to invite her
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kaablam
| 17
Or maybe have a word with her husband... Oh, oh.. Or maaybe this is how they get you into a threesome? Just random thoughts passin through.
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SuperCasual
| 13
#15- So you're one of those people who says random shit that nobody cares about.
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ashingtondc
| 3
69 thumbs up
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IloveToLaugh143
| 21
Seems like #78 is also one of those people.
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Enslaved
| 36
So? Did you? If not-- you went to the wrong college! :P
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ahh_rats
| 15
Hahaha very true
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Wizardo
| 33
What? Or she simply didn't want any and went to a perfectly good college.
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rhysfucker
| 24
You have to put the kids to bed with a little Benadryl first.
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xAmybbx
| 22
Thank god I go to a wrong college.
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Ryan8878
| 21
Well, it would seem no one is able to take a joke. It wasn't that bad and the smilie was a dead give away.
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Wizardo
| 33
Explain to the kids the dangers of drinking and mind fucking abilities it has, silver linings.
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HowieDoIt
| 21
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
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squidgy787
| 22
You need to have a very serious conversation with her when she sobers up.
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rhysfucker
| 24
Like "not in front of the children" and "should I bring wine or liquor?"
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Enslaved
| 36
Liquor might make her a licker.
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KillSwitch96
| 17
And wine might make her whine.
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angelitared
| 27
Drunk neighbors... Grabbing boobies one margarita at a time. Haha!
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Shazra
| 9
Hahaha XD
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cumberbunny
| 17
Well...don't look a gift horse in the mouth!
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rhysfucker
| 24
At least it was the wife, not the husband. That could lead to some real tension in the 'hood.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
How is this better? Sexual harassment is sexual harassment, whether its man on woman, woman on woman, or man on man...
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Goblin182
| 26
What about woman on man. Oh,that's right, that's not harrassment, that's getting lucky.
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davincidasecond
| 24
Sadly enough, in this day and age, many men do see it that way ...
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LowExpectations
| 30
#52, I've been sexualy hurrassed by women, trust me, by no means did I feel lucky.
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ninjalovin
| 8
#83 They must have had some low expectations
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oreoeater
| 21
Maybe she was the slave driver type?
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pratikp03
| 22
Well now it's a party (in phoebe voice)
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Robtranis
| 11
Friends reference :D. Nice.
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classiceagle63
| 16
Well that's a.... Free sex ed lesson for the kids?
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ChenEighty
| 20
Not really, considering her kids are less likely to both be homosexual females, they wouldn't really learn much that's useful.
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BootheGhost
| 6
Its a lesson on what NOT to do at a friend's house.
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mattjamt
| 16
It wouldn't exactly be a Sex Ed lesson because sex can technically only occur when both genders are present..
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tstew97
| 4
Whys that? Because gay sex is icky? Smh