By freakedout - 11/04/2014 02:32 - United States - Louisa

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Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and asked if I'd ever had a lesbian experience. We both have husbands and kids; the kids were in the room. FML
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Wizardo 33

Explain to the kids the dangers of drinking and mind ******* abilities it has, silver linings.

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kaablam 17

Or maybe have a word with her husband... Oh, oh.. Or maaybe this is how they get you into a threesome? Just random thoughts passin through.

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SuperCasual 13

#15- So you're one of those people who says random shit that nobody cares about.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

Seems like #78 is also one of those people.

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Enslaved 36

So? Did you? If not-- you went to the wrong college! :P

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Wizardo 33

What? Or she simply didn't want any and went to a perfectly good college.

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rhysfucker 24

You have to put the kids to bed with a little Benadryl first.

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Ryan8878 21

Well, it would seem no one is able to take a joke. It wasn't that bad and the smilie was a dead give away.

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Wizardo 33

Explain to the kids the dangers of drinking and mind ******* abilities it has, silver linings.

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HowieDoIt 21

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

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squidgy787 22

You need to have a very serious conversation with her when she sobers up.

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rhysfucker 24

Like "not in front of the children" and "should I bring wine or liquor?"

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cumberbunny 17

Well...don't look a gift horse in the mouth!

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rhysfucker 24

At least it was the wife, not the husband. That could lead to some real tension in the 'hood.

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RedPillSucks 31

How is this better? Sexual harassment is sexual harassment, whether its man on woman, woman on woman, or man on man...

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Goblin182 26

What about woman on man. Oh,that's right, that's not harrassment, that's getting lucky.

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davincidasecond 24

Sadly enough, in this day and age, many men do see it that way ...

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LowExpectations 30

#52, I've been sexualy hurrassed by women, trust me, by no means did I feel lucky.

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ninjalovin 8

#83 They must have had some low expectations

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classiceagle63 16

Well that's a.... Free sex ed lesson for the kids?

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ChenEighty 20

Not really, considering her kids are less likely to both be homosexual females, they wouldn't really learn much that's useful.

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BootheGhost 6

Its a lesson on what NOT to do at a friend's house.

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mattjamt 16

It wouldn't exactly be a Sex Ed lesson because sex can technically only occur when both genders are present..

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tstew97 4

Whys that? Because gay sex is icky? Smh

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