Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
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Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
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Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
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LeavenSilva 27
Did you say yes? I mean, after the mariachi band carried you to the hospital of course
lexiieeex3 32
It's not your fault OP, it's not easy to be put on the spot like that. I hope all is well and he understood. PS- Am I the only one who pictured a super gay man singing his way through a proposal with a full accompaniment or...
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Comments (63)
more4me 27
Mariachi has that effect on me too!
DoomedGemini 38
THIS is why you find out what proposals your partner would like and what they'd hate/freak out over.
Shadowtrooper34 16
If I did this I would carry them out of the building and calm them down. Sometimes you can fix mistakes
SkullsRules1 26
Sucks that your boyfriend didn't take into consideration what i am guessing is your normal reactions to crouds or lots of attention.
lissabobissa 18
This went into my favorites right away. ? hope you're okay OP!
dragoongirl90 34
Aw, poor little girl being proposed to. Meanwhile some of us have just lost the love of our lives.
davincidasecond 24
No need to be a dick. Some people just have serious anxiety being put on the spot like that.
tika12991 15
Umm... FYL? *offers hugs*
FutureSurgeon 16
What an irrelevant comment.
thearronaut 10
I think you misspelled something. I believe it's supposed to go like this, "Nobody else is allowed to have problems except me!! I'm a cold unsympathetic jerk!!!!!!!!" There. Fixed it.
bapbap_fml 15
Perhaps your crappy attitude has something to do with that..?
Hempseed 27
Aww, boohoo. Break-ups are a thing and they are a natural part of life. Get over it.
dragoongirl90 34
Thank you, #27.
dragoongirl90 34
And no, you jack asses. It's about her whining that she was proposed to when people all over are having their hearts broken.
DoomedGemini 38
And? She wasn't just proposed to, she had a panic attack and fainted. In front of a lot of people. That's pretty embarrassing, which makes it a FML. You are coming off as extremely bitter and condescending. FML isn't just for the worst things ever, a lot of them are from embarrassment.
dragoongirl90 34
No, she wasn't proposed to as the FML. She was proposed to and freaked out about it.
joshi42 16
So, was it "yes"?
Kempeth 5
He takes your breath away and sweeps you off your feet.
hardcorefan16 22
I probably would died to if there were that many people!
tiger820 20
the only reason I could think of you having a panic attack is because you don't want to marry him?.......
YoungMoney432 4
You obviously don't know much about anxiety and social anxiety then...
ZorroRooster 19
Great gesture, but he should know you well enough by now to know how you would or may react. Are panic attacks the norm for you or was this an isolated thing?