Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
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Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
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Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
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LeavenSilva 27
Did you say yes? I mean, after the mariachi band carried you to the hospital of course
lexiieeex3 32
It's not your fault OP, it's not easy to be put on the spot like that. I hope all is well and he understood. PS- Am I the only one who pictured a super gay man singing his way through a proposal with a full accompaniment or...
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Comments (63)
Hatsarefun12 10
Did you say yes
CaroLouWho 10
I hate overblown surprise proposals like that. Not your fault, OP.
worldclassrager 41
So what happened next?
shit123456 2
is it mean that I laughed while reading this ?
Enzymatically 14
well I guess it depends on whether it was utter despair to his request that you passed out or utter happiness
cheval_fml 4
So people in mariachi bands arent real people? Thats all i got from this
TayTay022000 3
Did you at least say yes???
bad_boyfriend 10
Who proposes in a place with a Mariachi band?
OrganicSistah 17
Wow F his life
AnxiousBitch 10
im so sorry this is totally something that would happen to me