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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 17:20 - Switzerland - Wildberg

Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML

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By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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By Nicoli - 10/11/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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DoctorWhooves 6

Wednesday 23 May 2012 22:07

Well, be thankful that you're broken up with him then, I guess!

kakarot2 11

Wednesday 23 May 2012 22:07

Well.... I suppose you are better off alone than with an idiot. But give him props for originality.

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nicopasselebac2 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 17:15

If you are fat, there is a clue about why he did it...

itzia 7

Thursday 24 May 2012 17:26

Well then... Good riddance!

jwood195 5

Thursday 24 May 2012 19:08

By far the most epic break up in the world

HunterAlpha1 8

Thursday 24 May 2012 19:44

you tell us, he's your boyfriend.

snafu63 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 20:54

You dated him, what the hell is wrong with you?

Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:05

I love it how you were dating a moron and are now complaining that he's the one to dump you. higher standards - get them.

Namenlos_fml 20

Friday 25 May 2012 0:57

Don't ask us. You're the one who dated him.

Fooberry 9

Friday 25 May 2012 2:08

If he's that dumb, you're better off without him.

CessnaPilot 5

Friday 25 May 2012 2:18

You are better off with out him.

livelaughlove82 0

Friday 25 May 2012 5:16

It's his loss! He just made it easier for the man that's been waiting for you to come in your life....thank the loser, he did you a favor

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