By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
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perdix 29

Send him a queef and you'll never hear from him again.

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MellyBee 9

Just stop listening to the sound clips he sends you! Delete them as you receive them... As for your boyfriend's immaturity, that's a harder problem to fix.

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JTorres8 6

Everyone know the proper thing is to fart back. GOSHHHH.....people these days

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BunBunBabe 8

Get a guy friend to record a huge fart and send it to him from your phone to make him stop

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jbloogle 10

Rubberduckie, I think you are speaking from experience here haha.

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africanelephants 7

Better than my boyfriend. He just grabs my hand and farts into it

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naduskalove 3

Oh shit , that must burns ! Lol

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MidNiteT0kr 0

Start sending him pics of your used tampons.

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Xcherrypie 16

I love it! When I was on the phone to an ex I've farted for him, we both found it rather amusing.

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naduskalove 3

I just LMFAO !! I suggest to do the same thing , u know what they say " give him a taste of his own medicine " FART WAR lol

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FleetAdmiral 1

As bad as this is, it is still very funny

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Rocky007 15

This is such a great idea. I've already sent off four since I read it!!

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KiddNYC1O 20

It'd be funny if he sent you diarrhea sounds.

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