By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton

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Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

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Top comments

Malori98 4

This is the most visual FML I've ever read

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ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

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GhostDuck 30

161: Your picture goes with your comment's end perfectly.

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TheOath 12

Exactly what is it that nuns do best? :o

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princessmollysue 9

I feel dirty reading about this .... And I just left church .....

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itzia 7

Then what are you doing in FML? You know there are SEX related posts here.

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sarahshanghai 9

As much as this sucks for you OP, I found it hilarious and felt the need to show it to my family.

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picturescrazy 24

This is why I avoid doggy-style. FYL OP ):

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doctorhook86 24

181: It's just air. Laugh it off and don't let it spoil your fun!

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Tookie22 5

All I see is hundreds of thumbs down. I mean come on its hilarious. To the OP I'm sorry fyl but to make you feel better its normal in a position like that just some air from penetration.

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UndreamtKarma 6

Just be happy he can find it unlike a lot of guys

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SoSexy_fml 11

Thanks for the comments everyone! My boyfriend and I got a kick out of reading them. =D

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Dreamer5393 21

It was pretty funny and the comments were gold lol

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