Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11
Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.
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Malori98 4
This is the most visual FML I've ever read
ReneeElizabeth 5
If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.
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Comments (324)
Alyssa5206 1
um thts hot?
redmane 21
206- She didn't mean to reply. She was referring to the many comments that said they were grossed out by queefs. It's just air. It's not visual, it's the mental image.
PinkieKeen 20
I just realized that I queef whenever I press my hand into my panties to itch.
boz1 3
Da fuq did I just read..
puplintain 4
Nobody wants to hear about your clit!
Ameel_fml 19
Out of the entire FML, it's the mention of a clit that grosses you out? Someone's got a problem with female anatomy...
evig_fml 16
54- it can be done with a touch screen device as well :D It's not technically a keyboard.... Bye Samuel!
doctorhook86 25
219: Go on...
OffToTheGayBar 9
I'm glad I'm already at the gay bar. If I wasn't already, I would be after reading all the 'tip-giving' comments. >.<
SteveWonder 2
******* gross -Steve wonder
Samko_chan 5
You realize you can get a bladder infection by doing that from the shit particles that transfer over.
selahsmithereens 1
A queef is air escaping from the ******, and doggy style isn't just anal sex.
skulltorn 8
243- Epic Fail!