Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11
Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.
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Malori98 4
This is the most visual FML I've ever read
ReneeElizabeth 5
If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.
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Comments (324)
Chris_trolololol 2
There are some things you just can't unread
tigerlover39 9
1 what's a cilt 2 what's a queef
auzy41592 1
My boyfriend figured out that just by pulling out in doggy that I queef. He knows I get embarrassed so he does it on purpose cuz he doesn't think it's a big deal. It's kinda sweet in a weird way...
moofukmoocowmilk 3
Doesn't matter,... Ah to hell with it
kmt12890 5
Omg! This made me laugh so hard!
allybeauregard27 0
wanting to try this...brb
bunnybaby100 8
My ex did that all the time. The first time it happened I didn't know what it was so I just sat there for what seemed like forever trying to get him to believe that I didn't fart lol. I was so embarrassed!
Britishtwit 1
Ah, this right here? thats love. Good to see a lighthearted Fml once in a while :)
iAarsby 0
That's kinda hot.. In a weird way
vicgeo92 4
Who would put something so personal on here? I'd be too embarrassed just to think of it but then to post it...