Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11
Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.
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Malori98 4
This is the most visual FML I've ever read
ReneeElizabeth 5
If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.
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Comments (324)
lilemmy55 10
219: thats ******* nasty.
yourmofo 6
Sounds like it worked once. I would try it a second time for consistency.
ToriaIsDaBomb 1
What does queef mean
1x1y 12
Seriously?? That was just TMI.
dstluke 7
tell him sex is a privilege that can be taken away
MacItUp 8
And id tell her so is having a boyfriend lol
Phoenix_10 2
I so did not need to see that..
brandoneyez1 25
That's probably not a queef but rather an ****** and ur bag contracting. I'm just saying.. While this is totally funny... It may just be you Orgasming and not realizing.
CharresBarkrey 16
Uh... Pretty sure she'd notice an ******.
Hypertraxx 5
Whaha, thought the exact same
ravenh1979 13
Ok Hun, way to much info.. And FYI "queefing" is ******* nasty! Yuck.
ravenh1979 13
I swear ppl make half this shit up just to be able to post! Smh
wairdt 5
A queef is a reward? Hm...