Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11
Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.
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Malori98 4
This is the most visual FML I've ever read
ReneeElizabeth 5
If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.
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perdix 31
You think you're pissed off now, wait until you see your name and a diagram of your crotchetal region when he reports his findings in The Journal of Applied Pussydynamics!
SoSexy_fml 11
That made me and my boyfriend laugh really hard. xD He was planning to minor in physics too, thanks to your comment, I shall be prepared.
bReLiNg 18
Free beer and hot wings is a radio show I love to listen to. In it- one of the guys mentioned a "rubber tree" and described his sister in laws sex life on the radio. There is no being prepared!
Roevera 14
60- If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to smart... Because now you're just an ass.
Calingaladha 21
I can see where you aired in this situation.
kitties_fml 12
I happen to love how it feels when a dude pulls out and rubs my clit with the tip of his dick for a few moments...although I certainly would not love it if he was being immature and annoying like that. "HAHA QUEEFS!" Yeah, they happen during sex, get over it.
TrentF13 12
I think I know you.... 0.o
kitties_fml 12
uh, and how would you know me? (i certainly don't recognize you, and i'm from new york, soo...)
TrentF13 12
You look my friend from I've known for 16 years... That's all. Oh, and I'm from MT since we're throwing that out there. O.o
TrafalgarLaw_fml 4
Next time don't queef
SApprentice 34
110- Most women can't control it at all, and during sex I don't think it's even possible for those who can, for obvious reasons.
Lasagnaa 24
Dumbass
EmoSunshine14 2
How did this one even get by moderation??
perdix 31
While he was messing around like that, you should have said, "Do you want to have sex, or do you just want to **** around?"
GhostDuck 30
102 *be
MiguelDavila 18
LMFAO!!!
TheLadyOpal 30
Hey, remember when the intimacy FMLs got sent to their own category instead of straight to the front page? Whatever happened to that?
daminantion 14
Read the reply to 66.
CrewBoy 10
Grow up