Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11
Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.
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Malori98 4
This is the most visual FML I've ever read
ReneeElizabeth 5
If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.
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Comments (324)
Old_Iron_Sides 6
If you're that bothered by it, don't let him do you doggy style any more.
Zoh_Aubrey 8
219 - Go wash your ******* loosey goosed cooch.
imaginger1 4
Dislike trolls, dislike trolls everywhere.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Is there a male equivalent to a queef? Like out the urithra ?
SgtCervantesusmc 0
and boom goes the dynamite
jjmiller1001 17
thats a reward?
Steel_BZ 8
Hey, he can go rounds!! Stop complaining!
benmec 18
I am very turned on right now!!!
onorexveritas 24
if its so horrible why'd it continue?
cherryllollo 7
Dear pre-teenies: a queef is vaginal flatulence