Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
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SoSexy_fml 11
Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.
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Malori98 4
This is the most visual FML I've ever read
ReneeElizabeth 5
If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.
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alphaskater09 9
Take a straw and put it at the tip or your pee hole an blow into it. After that squeeze you penis and it should make a fart sound.
thegoat01 6
T.M. freaking I.
jroxursox1 10
Chlamydia much??
KiddNYC1O 22
It's all hot up to queef.
umyeahh 13
Gross
fanaticdragon 10
This sounds like a dirty video game cheat code. I imagined sound effects, like when Mario collects coins. I'll go hide now.
mimi809o 21
ah, maturity...
mmhawkins 0
My boyfriend does the same thing.. But it's something they enjoy so I get over it haha
joey180x 6
Hahahahahahahahaaha
L0V34L1F3 9
155: Too bad you're so "smart" that you don't know how to be nicer to others.