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DjeePee Belgium

Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML

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DjeePee 25

A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.

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SokDek 14

At least he didn't shit..

redbluegreen 41

He's just thoroughly marking his territory.

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Comments (135)

edub5 0

Now that's just NASTY....

glenysrod17 0

U let him...dumdass

zwartnochwitje 1

BELGIUM! Dan ben jij waarschijnlijk de enige hier die dit verstaat :D I'm sorry about the piss though.

megan1rose 4

Maybe you should clean your drain out once in while and it would maybe drain quicker!!

angel4life4 0

The same thing happened to me yesterday!

kayaker83 4

Golden bath ;) lol

sknabc123 8

You didn't mind until...? Your gross

jakeysgirl 0

Omg mine did the same thing but it was in a hotel and umm the shower drain worked fine and we were both drunk :)

Hated121611 0

dick alert :)