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Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML

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A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.

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At least he didn't shit..

He's just thoroughly marking his territory.

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This is just what guys do? It's a guy thing. Deal with it(:

americananarchy 3

That's disgusting

Y would u be alright with soneone pissing on u?

you didn't mind him peeing in the first place. that's just sick.

At least he hadn't been eating asparagus!

THANK YOU #112! Urine is NOT sterile people. Trust me, I treat people on contact isolation for awesome resistant organisms in their urine ALL THE TIME.

sugarbear0727 19

My bf does that to me all the time -_-

Don't see the big deal....

You need to drink more water

YDI for dating a dick. Try a nice guy for a change!