Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML
DjeePee
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DjeePee 25
A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.
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SokDek 14
At least he didn't shit..
redbluegreen 41
He's just thoroughly marking his territory.
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MissElektra 0
My husband does that to me except he actually pees on me!!
capnbzarr 43
Uh, whatever floats your boat, I guess...
anniemall 6
You are a great girlfriend
Maqui247 0
*gag* Sooo gross!
Pandacupcakelove 26
That sucks, but you could always just get out of the shower...
l0v3p4in 7
YDI for not minding in the first place. If you were grossed out to begin with and he still did it, this would be a totally different FML; however, you were okay with it initially. You opened your own can of worms OP, so eat 'em up.
andrewsgirl2010 7
Why didnt you just get out of the shower? I mean seriously!
williamcarter93 13
What the hell is everyone saying she should mind the peeing for? Piss is piss, we all do it...and it's not like he straight out pulled his dick and aimed and pissed all over her
coried91 28
I wish I could thumb you up more!
AJRENO 0
Nothing like exotic sex...
Frankietodamizza 0
Well I have been told that urinating on your feet will kill athletes foot but then again
murdersquirrel 15
How can you smell something that strongly, at your feet, that is continuously diluted by hot water and steam?