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Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML

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A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.

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At least he didn't shit..

He's just thoroughly marking his territory.

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MrSextastic 0

cool

good for easing athletes foot

YDI for not minding in the first place, then standing there anyway when he did it!

I don't believe you.

Darwin03 1

Who hasn't done that to his gf. It's a guy thing

You didn't mind? Who doesn't mind someone peeing in the shower?!

Wheres that dude that says on ever comment lok...

cajekraze 7

you're in the shower. Urine contains Urea which makes your pee actually Sterile. Additionally, you're in the shower, with soap

cajekraze 7

Urine is used to kill Athlete's Foot and to relieve the pain of jellyfish stings

61: And jellyfish are frequently found in showers.

I hope he doesn't have a foot fetish.