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Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML

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DjeePee 25

A lot of things, I suppose. I don't mind whether he's pissing near me or not, as long as I don't have to watch his piss reaching my feet when it's too late to run away, it's alright.

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SokDek 14

At least he didn't shit..

redbluegreen 41

He's just thoroughly marking his territory.

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Comments (135)

ILike_Dancing123 19

I moderated this :) Poor you, that is taking the piss. But she's obviously not that bothered that he took a piss just the fact that she had to stand in it and the stench of freshly brewed piss filled the shower. The new perfume *Odour de Piss* Lovely.

desireev 18

I found out, last year, that my fiancé and all of his friends,(grown ass men, mind you), have a 'competition' to see who can piss on their wives the most without us women noticing! There is something wrong with the male species, I tell ya!

MuchDance90s 0

I should be grossed out but I find that very funny

desireev 18

I felt the same way! I was slightly disgruntled when I found out... But I couldn't help but to laugh! Lol

emilyjgraham 34

I just don't get that you didn't mind him peeing by you just the fact that it drained away quite slowly. Also, those who say she may be into that stuff surely she wouldn't have minded it... ?

ilovefall10 21

Well er, not that I encourage peeing so close to someone else in the shower but, peeing on your feet in the shower is suppose to be good. But still. maybe next time ask him to go use the toliet and maybe clean out the drain?

lissann 0

My boyfriend does the same thing and doesn't see a problem..

FatSack 0

Well, my boyfriend thought it was hilarious to piss ON me in the shower, after I'd already bathed. I feel your pain haha

hateevryone 15

ewwww that's just nasty.

RodderstheLegend 5

I piss in the shower all the time, only sometimes I am showering.

mckibben 7

Is the water in your shower rocks?

j_cat187 20

It's hard to piss with a boner.

loganberrybat 11

You didn't mind? That's disgusting