Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
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Top comments
aliaskis 3
At least he isn't making her feel disgusting for having a bodily function that she can't even control. Minus his creepy name for it, the fact that he can embrace something about her that most girls are ashamed of just shows that he has a more open mind. Besides, it could just be considered extra lube. As long as he isn't wanting to go down on her then. That would weird me out.
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
So, whats's the big deal?
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Comments (260)
smithvalaniz 3
ewwww ! that's gross. fyl.
im_emile 4
lol just shut up and do it in the shower during that time of month!!!!!!
kaylapple 1
thats really gross!
GhostyG 0
I fail to see what the big deal is.. Ive done it before.. It's just a little wetter than normal.. Seriously, ppl are dense.
lady_trickster 1
My boyfriend calls it a "bloody disaster".
disturber33 4
That's awsome.
bulletboy223 2
what the hell is wrong with him?
bethnoire 10
I think your boyfriend is awesome.
soldiersgirl0212 3
It's suppose to help with cramps and makes having an orgasim easier, it's really not that bad....u would be surprised how many guys like that
seth787 0
I have to meet your boyfriend :)