Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he is a genius
yourlifesfucked 0
Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?
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Comments (124)
seeunexttuesdays 6
I can't even memorize my OWN exact cycle. wtf what a creep!
NeverGiveUp97 6
what the...???
kara2996 0
my boyfriend has memorized my cycle too... it's annoying. I can't make excuses.
babywingangl 0
awe. I'm sorry.... and that's a little much
aloha31 6
why didn't u wanna have sex on your birthday?
adiberkeley 0
my girlfriend memoriszed my daily cycle and forgot to eat it today, what should I do? what should I do?
gtaguy1217 10
happy birthday :D
Aniluver749 0
How did he catch you????? That must've been a very awkward moment!!!!!
ieatvegatarens 0
ya maybe if you didn't lie and you were straight up about what ever it was, there would of been a problem like this. because if my gf lied to me like that I would have probly done the same so I could call her on it.
Mz_Berry 0
My boyfriend and I always do it when I'm on my period....
5t3ff1k4h 47
Is your boyfriend the representative for every male on earth? No? Okay good.