Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he is a genius
yourlifesfucked 0
Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?
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Comments (124)
BabyGurl25 6
awe Shiit lol
889JJ 0
mom? is this u! Jamie Oliver? if this is u i will laugh at u tomorrow!! XD
Kj800 0
And you pulled the period ploy because.... ?
ZombieBronyParty 0
Because the guy doesn't know how to take a simple "no" for an answer.
allyouneedis9 7
With enough practice, You can follow any girls cycle just by reading her mood. I could tell you when half the girls I work with are on the rag, though I can't always remember their last names. But yeah, forgotting your birthday is still pretty dick.
cubancgar 0
sex is more important
Holy_ish 19
Lol the mans smart he knows when he can get some
Dilwann 27
Well, no. You can still say 'no' even when you're together. There are just those days you don't feel like doing it. It shouldn't really depend on your period.
Bludmagnus 13
He is the one covering up..... if he can remember her cycle that well, but has yet to remember her birthday? I saw that ploy in college, and I called the guys who did it on it because they deserved it. He is trying to get out of something himself.
sinoraz 3
sucks for you
raynay22 3
wat a strange dude.
kaila332 0
Well happy birthday Your boyfriend cares more about ur ****** then ur birthday so