By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML
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omglolydi 0

Today, I called my girlfriend on the way to the hospital after I had been mugged. She thought I was joking. When I asked if she would like to speak to the paramedic taking care of me, she called me a nuisance. I wasn't joking. FML

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Wow, you are a jackass. I hope he dumps you.

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Zoa_fml 0

Wow....you're like the worst girlfriend ever! Sorry but, I hope he dumps you!

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Gsmith123 0

you guys are jack asses she probably feels like shit already

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Green_fml 0

#6 hit the nail on the head. HE should be the one writing this FML because you're an idiot who deserved this. I can't believe you think people should feel bad for you after a dick move like that. I hope he dumps you... you're a bitch.

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cyxx 0

Chill guys. OP should probably have believed him after the paramedic thing - but really, she just woke up, it's April Fools, this isn't exactly something that happens often ... for all you guys know, they play jokes on each other every April Fools. Yeah, it was a dumb move in hindsight, but not cause for her boyfriend to dump her or anything dramatic like that.

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louisianagrrrrl 0

Wow to everybody who's saying she's a bitch you don't really know the situation. I know plenty of guys who are immature and would make jokes like this all the time, so I probably wouldn't believe them either if they called me on april fools day to say their getting mugged

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footballcrazy24 0

some relationship u got there. hope he dumps ur ass

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PepPlacid127 0

You should say exactly that to the father and 12 year old girl who went face to face with a big rig and lost their lives yesterday at the top of my street. >:(

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Gsmith123 0

cyxx i f-ing love you (not really i got a gf) you f-ing rock

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strangersdk 0

You're boyfriend calls you and you tell him to **** off? Even though it was april fool's, you still are a bitch. I hope he left you. FYL

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Antman0110 0

you really deserved that one ignorance is bad mkay

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