Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 06:18 - United States - La Marque

Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By rawkdinosawr - 09/05/2009 15:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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SupmyLover 8

Friday 4 January 2013 12:06

You are anti-social and yet have a boyfriend? Please OP tell me how you achieved this so that I may finally achieve this as well!!

st333ph 12

Friday 4 January 2013 12:05

Maybe she accidentally deleted your contact name? Restored her iPhone? Either way, FYL.

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banananread112 5

Saturday 5 January 2013 1:34

You can't be that anti social if you have a boyfriend.

saffy66 34

Saturday 5 January 2013 8:56

There's nothing inherently wrong with being antisocial and it doesn't mean you're friendless.

Gauzl 2

Sunday 6 January 2013 4:17

Texting someone to prove you're not anti social just shows how anti social you are.

JerZey_CJ 1

Sunday 6 January 2013 4:41

Tell him that you're not "Anti-Social", you're just "Asocial".

gman90210 18

Sunday 6 January 2013 5:29

At least you have friends

Rick_Astley_fml 14

Monday 7 January 2013 5:03

Oh shit

GRgoldfish 19

Monday 7 January 2013 16:09

it could have been worse. she could have texted "OMG I thought you were dead!" just sayen

untamable_mare 4

Wednesday 9 January 2013 8:05

You've gotta stay in touch for this reason, if any. :)

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