Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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ClickMyPicture 0
He was scared to tell you face to face, such a pussy.
PSQ91 6
How many "likes" did he get?
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Comments (68)
xNiiTzZ 0
wunna have sex
bekbek114 0
that happened to me once
persimmon 0
who doesn't have facebook? ydi lol
mastert22 0
get a facebook
PplMakeMistakes 2
agreed
PplMakeMistakes 2
You don't deserve it for not having a facebook! good job! and don't worry about that guy.. just f*ck'im ; )
Britney_Spears 1
I agree as well. I just cummed.
missy1228 2
get a damn facebook
josephmendesgigg 0
who doesn't have a Facebook what a retard
Deroni76 5
I have better things to do than being on Facebook like a zombie all day.
fyreshadowes 2
I'm sorry you dated such a cowardly prick. And, contrary to what many other commenters seem to believe, you don't need a Facebook profile to live a fulfilled life. If your ex was truly idiotic enough to break up with you via a social medium you don't even have, then you definitely deserve better.