Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even... - FML

By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 3 383

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By 30Jenna - 13/07/2011 22:01 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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By mkonda - 10/09/2016 17:11 - India

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years broke up with me via a Whatsapp group. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By dana - 16/12/2013 22:43 - United States - Montrose

Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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ClickMyPicture 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 11:50

He was scared to tell you face to face, such a pussy.

PSQ91 6

Saturday 11 December 2010 11:48

How many "likes" did he get?

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xNiiTzZ 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 10:09

wunna have sex

bekbek114 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 19:49

that happened to me once

persimmon 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 20:01

who doesn't have facebook? ydi lol

mastert22 0

Monday 13 December 2010 4:53

get a facebook

PplMakeMistakes 2

Tuesday 14 December 2010 2:57

agreed

PplMakeMistakes 2

Tuesday 14 December 2010 3:01

You don't deserve it for not having a facebook! good job! and don't worry about that guy.. just f*ck'im ; )

Britney_Spears 1

Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:09

I agree as well. I just cummed.

missy1228 2

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:46

get a damn facebook

josephmendesgigg 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 4:04

who doesn't have a Facebook what a retard

Deroni76 5

Wednesday 7 March 2012 10:33

I have better things to do than being on Facebook like a zombie all day.

fyreshadowes 2

Monday 8 August 2011 7:43

I'm sorry you dated such a cowardly prick. And, contrary to what many other commenters seem to believe, you don't need a Facebook profile to live a fulfilled life. If your ex was truly idiotic enough to break up with you via a social medium you don't even have, then you definitely deserve better.

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