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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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ClickMyPicture 0

He was scared to tell you face to face, such a pussy.

PSQ91 6

How many "likes" did he get?

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DethbyFML 0

he would of stayed if you did anal.

VeeVengeance 0

maybe even if you cupped his balls.

valri3 0

What's up with all these bosses firing employes via facebook? I might have to close down my facebook or better yet don't add your boss...

ChaChaNiceGuy 0

Just a bit up you already said you commented on a wrong FML and now you're doing it again...?!?

Anubyte 0

that's a douchey thing for him to do!

BabesYourAStar 0

I saw that. I liked the status!

Mimidrakes 0

Oh no that's funny but I still feel bad :(

DocBastard 40

I guess OP and I are the last two people on the planet without a facebook.

Chella69 0

I don't have a facebook either and I'm doing just fine.

collegegirl87 0

I don't have a facebook.

DocBastard 40

Good. That makes four of us. We should start a social website only for people who don't join social websites.

Chella69 0

I like the way you think Doc

Norwegian_Wood 4

I don't have a Facebook either. Though I used to, I deleted it back in August and don't plan on getting another one. Too damn much drama. I mean, this FML is a good example.... OP, FYL but good for you for not having a Facebook. And if people only do things on Facebook, you're better off without them. :)

alwaysandforever_fml_fml 0

I don't have a Facebook. Pathetic people tried to ruin my life via Facebook. Jokes on them. I didn't have a Facebook! (explanation for this is quite lengthy!)

daddyk 2

no Facebook for the real Jeff Goldblum either.

Britney_Spears 1

You are not the real Jeff Goldblum. If you were, we'd be ******* right now.

Jess_4602 0

You're better off without him. It's so ridiculous when people don't have the balls to break up with you in person.

tangear 1

this kind of message always makes me wonder what kind of relationship this was. was he really your boyfriend or just a fling?

alice490 0

hes a d bag its better this way

iB_fml 8

are you serious?!? :-O damn! so sorry op!