Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
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Top comments
mycoffeesucks 0
Seems to always happen when couples break up now-a-days, right? At least according to FML...
redbluegreen 41
I'm surprised he stuck around long enough, honestly.
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Comments (49)
ctrygirl 2
Ouch that must have been embarrassing
mistermind 0
How do you lock yourself outside w/o a key???????????
4oooo 0
At least he broke up with you in person....
sickinlove13 0
By forgetting to bring the key outside with you or by forgetting to unlock the door. Simple, right?
fm16 5
True that!
CykoX 0
You must live in a rough neighborhood if you have to lock your door while you stand in the front yard...
fm16 5
Haha I know right.
Shyman4ever 0
YDI for locking yourself outside
theodivine 0
Oh shut the **** up. Like you've never made a mistake before? I'm sure you embarrass your dumb ass all the time, ****.
smileygirl123 0
u dumbass lol u locked ur self out hahaha mabey next time u should make sure the door is unlocked next time ur bf *well if u get another bf* comes over. hah make sure the door unlocked before u go outside ahahahahahahhahaha
theoceanscool 0
Omg, I could so see myself doing that. Although, I wouldn't make a dramatic exit, I would probably cry..but then that'd be embarrassing to have to ask for his phone lol. But it would be worse if you were the one to break up with him and then have to use his phone.
iFRUiTTART 0
Ring the doorbell . . . ? o3o
cactus_fml 0
Obviously nobody was home.
Cantbelieveyou 0
Walk down the street and ask somebody else? It would be random but better than going back to him
lovelykendra5 0
Atleast he let you use his phone :D