rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Emily
Arlington, United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Awkwardly_dumped
You got mail
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Jackie
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
ish
United States
Broken
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
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ZingZilla 8
anyone think that this is the most original way to dump someone ever imagined? sucks to be you but kudos to your ex for originality.
iAmScrubs 19
Drive around with the notes on. When someone honks at you, just point at the notes. When you get in an accident, point at the notes. When you decide to drive your car through a mall just for the fun of it, point at the notes. The notes are the solutions to all of your problems.
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iAmScrubs 19
Drive around with the notes on. When someone honks at you, just point at the notes. When you get in an accident, point at the notes. When you decide to drive your car through a mall just for the fun of it, point at the notes. The notes are the solutions to all of your problems.
writergirl23 19
Good idea, but fir the fact that the notes blow off the moment you put your foot on the gas...
iAmScrubs 19
So these so called "sticky notes" are really not sticky at all. Interesting...very interesting.
theten_fml 9
Maybe you could spell two words on his house with those notes. The first word could have four letters and maybe the next word could have three letters.
jarednt39 5
Love you?
craZgal321 6
**** you why would she say love you its **** you
craZgal321 6
**** you why would she say love you its **** you
13FTW 9
65... The previous comment was a joke...
immortal628 20
There's certainly something to be said for creativity here, but still, what a douche.
italianbby 11
go find his car and key "it's actually you" on the side..
Medcanyon 10
Omg I have the same exact bikini in this picture!!
vickiejiang1990 0
I'd personally put a skunk in his car instead of key it.
MD_DILF 4
I think it's great that your profile name is "italianbby" but you are wearing an American flag bathing suit.
KiddNYC1O 22
I bet that's not even her in the pic as much as that's not me in my pic.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Sorry, I misread. I thought it said "It's not you, it's me."
Yodaevil 4
Damaging isn't cool, regardless how big a dick he was. Post it's come off, keying a paint job costs money. Don't give in to revenge and hate, just makes the grieving process longer and harder. (assuming shes upset he broke it off)
Joseph9 4
At leat he has a picture -.- and btw it saids Italian.. Not Italy, he can still live in America smart one
Medcanyon 10
I didn't say it was her in the bikini. I only said that I have the same one that is shown in the picture. No need to be angry :)
italianbby 11
I'm a she thank you, and that is me..
italianbby 11
btw, i can't have an ethnic background of italian but still live in America? it's an American rugby ball in my picture because i support RWC. You don't believe I'm real, message me. I'm that girl.
italianbby 11
yeah, i'm actually the GIRL in that picture.. and I'm from Italian decent, and I live in America (supporting the Eagles in RWC with my patriotic photo shoot)
KoreanFanned 0
take a sticky when u get a ticket, slap it onto a cop's face and laugh at them
marpay 11
I've got to say they won't like that and if you do something like this you will probably get hurt.
EvilTeddysRock 2
At least you didn't have to ask "WHY?! " to random strangers:)
funky303 6
Hehe. I love good quotes
mrahhhhh 21
What a crazy bastard. It must have taken forever to write all those notes.
Sa_shaa 0
what a dick!
Phallic_Metaphor 3
Why would you date someone who would do something like this? Try to date someone who doesn't have the maturity of an enraged 4 year old.
harjen_fml 0
Haha
writergirl23 19
Put post it notes over his car in the work carpark while he's at work, saying, 'Its you, not me!' If security comes up, just say you feel like putting post it notes on your car for a change n it's not illegal so don't bother me. All the while maintaining a cool face marked a bit by slight frustration.
italianbby 11
ha nice!