Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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Top comments
krushr 3
He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.
CreateZ 0
Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.
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Comments (125)
KushTaeKush 0
Lol why the **** would you date him?! That's just disgusting!
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Maybe he just started doing this to get rid if her? Seriously people can be passive aggressive like that, even subconciously.
NJMikeP 0
how is this an FML??? you got rid of a sloppy mess!
Gemini253 0
Your ex is ****** gross... That not high maintenance that's an every day part of life. Sounds like he might be from a trailer park. Get responsible and do a daily cleaning yourself routine. Ya feel me?
klk5 0
I've lived in a trailer park for the majority of my life and I shower once a day. Please don't stereotype people.
babyblue666 1
why in the hell didn't u break up with him. what the hell were u thinking. did he do personal hygiene before you started dating
hellokimmiee 5
you should be happy
SisyphereanTask 2
And you're upset about him dumping you, OP, because? o_O
SLWatcher_fml 1
Damn OP you're kinda demanding.....
cjspringsteen 0
dont' worry you did nothing wrong someone obviously needed to tell him
norm487 2
sounds like he did u a favor!!