Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Goodbye squared
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Calcultated
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Top comments
Nordah 15
Your boyfriend has impeccable timing. And by impeccable timing, I mean he's a raging dick.
clueless05 12
Well I guess he buried that relationship
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Comments (87)
UMadBro_87 3
Proper jerk.
sig4life 18
Wow, that is one $"@€¥£ prick.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Your ex is a class act... Be happy you're rid of that ********.
Ktnimm 7
That happened to me too! Except it was my uncles funeral....
perdix 31
It's probably that your crying face was not hot. Some girls make hideous faces when they weep. You need to learn to cry pretty, so as not to drive away future boyfriends.
DanielleinDC 34
Wow. I have no words to describe the breathtaking insensitivity of this guy. Granted, there's no good time to break up with someone, but a funeral is an especially BAD time, and it's too bad your idiot ex didn't have a better sense of timing. And I'm sorry for your loss.
joethebiden 8
Well, better use an already shitty occasion than ruin a good moment, right?
beehardxcore 26
I'm surprised by how many FMLs consist of significant others ******* up at funerals. We should all just stop inviting them.
thejust666 6
Good chance to cry in public.... I've been there unfortunately.
twiztedone 19
BF was a plain ol douchebag prick!! Better off w/o him!!