good job bf
Southampton, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Estonia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
ghost?
Perth, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Lyingboyfriend
Canada
Goodbye squared
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Anonymous
Calcultated
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
JessBaby
United States
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
dumped
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Wigan, United Kingdom
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Top comments
Nordah 15
Your boyfriend has impeccable timing. And by impeccable timing, I mean he's a raging dick.
clueless05 12
Well I guess he buried that relationship
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Comments (87)
flashback_fml 14
I bet you cried like a lunatic
realdealcm 11
What a flippin douchbag!! I'd punch him in the face for you!
GraphicAustin 8
Wow talk about a true dick like I get there's no such thing as a good break up but he shouldn't do it like that
doglover100 29
He's a dick.
fantasyworld 39
He's a dick.
daemonsparta 16
hiw and why did he break up with you? need more details though his timing is pretty awful
TheItchyEyebrow 5
Sorry for your loss OP
elisadineroo 14
you're at your grandma's funeral and being dumped was the con of your day? ?
stoneybadger78 6
He's an idiot comfort sex is the best!!!