Today, my boyfriend borrowed my Jane Norman dress to wear to a Halloween party. He got hammered, threw up all over it, and fell unconscious on the shower floor. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends. He asked me not to get "too drunk". I think throwing up on the floor while simultaneously peeing your pants fit his definition. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
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DrAwesome 6
Your boyfriend borrowed your dress, and you're only worried that he threw up on it? Uhh... I don't wanna be the one to tell you, but...
yusaku02 20
WTF is a jane norman?
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Comments (62)
lovinit5683 0
Your only worried about what shape the dress is in... I would be mainly worried about why he wore the dress.. Maybe he just now decided to come out and admit himself....
DrChim 0
"Halloween party" Don't people wear costumes to those? Well duh yes they do. Pretty sure he wore it as a costume,
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh FFS, wearing a dress doesn't make someone gay. Believe it or not, lots of gay men have no desire to dress as women, and lots of crossdressers are actually straight. ******' ignorance, I swear. Everyone making comments like this should be ashamed.
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
WTF???... What about all the TV shows were the women find their men wearing dresses and heels, then they find out their men are gay? Was that all a lie???? :O
ioceano 0
I agree with you 100% I'm so tired of peoples comments about gay / straight ppl
perdix 31
Jane Norman? You should have lent him your Norman Bates dress!
stfuexe 0
lol
mbear24 0
Why lend him a dress that you cared so much about? You should have told him to get one at a thrift store or lend him one that you don't care about.
PeteElMalo 0
ydi for owning a Jane Norman dress ... and for assuming anybody cares
bigbadtim 7
If this is a problem you should a-dress the situation with your boyfriend.
chubbles 9
Jane Norman. Oh god, can't believe somebody actually buys from that shop never mind sprawls the name around as though it's Louis Vuitton. Probably would look better after he spewwy gutsed on it anyway
ImaginaryFoe 1
It's not terrible but I did find it odd that OP name-dropped as though it were a one-of-a-kind designer dress. If it was her favourite dress, why not just say that?
neney666 0
meh didnt mean to name drop, lol for me its designer. and fair point i should of thought it through before letting him borrow it, just didnt expect him to get completely hammered lol
JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0
TRICK-OR-TREAT! I got something for you? Reach into my front pocket and get it. ;)
LittlestV 28
Jane Norman is crap, so I fail to see why this matters... Do you not own a washing machine or something?!
SilverGiraffe 5
He fit in it??
ManaUser 0
Who the hell is Jane Norman and why is your BF dressing as her?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Scroll up. It's been asked and answered.