Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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Top comments
akiro525 3
what a jackass
Ligerie 0
Why would he try that hard to be mean? Did you cheat on him?
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Comments (284)
skyeyez9 25
people who are that cold need to be shot. There's no reason to break up like that! If two people are no longer compatible they should be mature about it.
3n1gma_fml_fml 0
sorry, but that's funny. FYL
jlm23 0
this guy is a real dick. and obviously doesn't deserve anyone if he is that cold or heartless.
tazz9690 0
that's ducking pwnage. awesome shit.
Kiri_fml 0
That sucks ass. :/ Pretty creative though.
AnnaSeptic 0
Wow, what a douchebag. why'd you let him leave you with the bill? punch him in the balls and walk off.
hahajiji 0
he must have been a real jerk through out the entire relationship, i mean, men dont just turn douche bags out of nowhere, hence he really didnt deserve you. OR you must have been the bitch and he had enough. there is always two sides to the story.
godhelpme92 0
That's a jackass move. DESTROY him!............ Or a swift kick in the balls works too
darkmis1 18
If he's going to dump you like that, you're better off without him. FYL
laughing_zebra 0
that totally sucks. what an asshole! You should